Wednesday, January 05, 2005

The Wednesday Shout-Out





Buttcrack Carny Discovers Its Tele-Kitchen

"In almost every urban city around the world, space is extremely limited. The result is often tight quarters and a restaurant culture. In 2004 New York City decided that smoking in bars and restaurants should be illegal. Smokers rediscovered something very important and very convenient… their own kitchens."

Check out Episode One of Pinch here.




Just notice that that room where the refrigerator is also houses other appliances? Finally figure out that you can do something else with that "big machine that makes fire" other than light a cigarette off it? Congratulations... and now there's a cooking show for you, too.

The uber-hip rep company at Buttcrack Carny (Jodi Chamberlain, Chris Lee, Tim Kulp, Susannah Nolan, Miguel Erb, etc.) that was responsible for last year's The Stork Stalker have obviously decided that since everyone seems to have a cooking show these days, we denizens of restaurant culture might as well have one, too... though one with a slightly twisted outlook. Pinch is kind of like The French Chef if Julia was on acid (and had a three-day growth).

Happy cooking.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Ten Wishes for New York City in 2005


  1. That we will be bold enough to proclaim the truth about our evil government, and humble enough to allow people who don’t agree to listen and be convinced.
  2. That the so-called Christian movement sees that, as NY-er Norman Mailer once said, “When you think you are doing your holiest work is in fact when you are in the service of the Devil.”

  3. That Eliot Spitzer launches a major investigation of the Catholic Church by deposing every bishop he can find and asking, under oath, whether or not he ever covered for a pedophile or knew someone who did, thus putting the lie to the "moral authority" bishops command over the ballot box.
  4. That everyone find some time this year to read Jane Jacobs’ Death and Life of Great American Cities before deciding whether or not the Jets Stadium or the Brooklyn Nets are good ideas.
  5. And that everyone sees that throwing people out of their homes or businesses is never a good idea.
  6. That people take a hard look at people like Monsignor Alan Paca, accused pedophile, and Bernie Kerik, accused phony, and wonder just who is and was on the payroll of Giuliani Partners.
  7. That we stop referring to Rudy Giuliani as a “hero” and start referring to him as a “shill.”
  8. That people see that the real “heroes” of the eleventh are the folks in the next apartment or the next cube or the next block who helped you (and you them) through that day and the days after.
  9. That Cardinal Egan shows some true heroism and courage and proclaims loudly that homosexuality is neither a disease nor a choice but the way God made some people, then welcomes them into his church.
  10. That Randy Johnson can go back to showing New England why they are and always will be second-rate citizens in the baseball universe.
  11. That despite losing the pennant and losing the election and losing the ear of the nation, we will find a way to persevere and regain all three over the next fifty-two weeks.

    Happy New Year, all. You’ll be hearing a lot more from this space in the coming year. (No, that’s not a threat).
    (top photo by me)

    Monday, August 02, 2004

    WE'RE A DOWNTOWN FAVE!
    WRONG BARBARIANS ONLINE
    Hello, Friends... head over to the Fringe Preview on New York Theater Experience to see yours truly on the list of "Fringe Faves," then head over the WRONG BARBARIANS preview for an interview with yours truly!

    TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!
    Tickets for the 2004 NY INTERNATIONAL FRINGE FESTIVAL are ON SALE NOW!
    As a matter of fact... they went on sale Friday. Tickets to WRONG BARBARIANS are selling out fast (the Cherry Lane Theatre is only 60 seats) and once they are gone, they are gone! So head over the http://www.fringenyc.org/ now so you're not shut out!

    Still need more convincing? We'll be on The Barry Z Show on August 9, and we'll also be appearing on Janet Coleman's show on WBAI next week as well. Stay tuned!

    Thursday, June 03, 2004


    COMING THIS SUMMER!

    Saturday, May 08, 2004

    SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER!!!
    Timothy Nolan returns to the NY Fringe Festival
    WRONG BARBARIANS to premiere in August


    Just in time for those farty-smelling Republicans to descend on our beloved city, I'm proud to blow my own horn and say that WRONG BARBARIANS will be part of this year's New York International Fringe Festival. The play actually first showed its face during last year's Thaw Out for Peace sponsored by Theaters Against War. In fact, you can read my curtain speech for that event here.

    "I let the fear f*** me and now I'm pregnant with the fear..." Intrigued? Come see the play! We will probably let RNC people in for free, just to see what their arrogance has wrought by coming to NYC ('course, it's not like they can't afford to come, is it?) The Fringe Festival runs from August 13th through August 29th. Details to follow!

    For more info on our past Fringe successes, click here.





    Me... Summer '01

    Monday, March 01, 2004

    THE GOSPEL TRUTH ABOUT "PASSION OF THE CHRIST"
    ... or "Mel's from Peekskill."

    I think my friend and fellow scribe Jennifer Duffy ( The Stork Stalker ) put it best when she said she'd had her last conversation regardingThe Passion of the Christ. A wise policy indeed, and one that AFMAMF set out to subscribe to. Then on Sunday, our parish priest, Father Richard Leonard (who goes by the unfortunate moniker "Father Dick" but is really a very bright, funny guy) decided to wade into the fray.
    I usually disdain anything at Mass that isn't involved with the Mass, from political pronouncements to what hall the Bingo game is in this week, but it was fascinating to hear Father Dick speak of TPOTC. Turns out he's not only a film reviewer as well as a priest, but as an import from Australia, he's, well, as he said, "I've had a busy week."
    You should read the review for yourself, but I'll preview it with this quote from Sunday: "Being from Australia, when Mel does a move we love we all say 'He's Australian.' When NPR asked me about him this week, I reminded them that he's from upstate New York."
    Without further ado, here's the best reason to run screaming from this film, in the churchman's own words.

    Thursday, February 26, 2004

    LIKE TRUE LOVE AND NORTH-SOUTH MAGNETS...
    Talented people just keep finding each other.

    Amazing, isn't it? One of the better theater companies to grow out of the garden of dramatic delights that was Synchronicity Space, along with our very own Present Tense Productions (see reviews below) was Lightning Strikes Theater Co. Now, they have found Buttcrack Carny Pictures (Stork Stalker ) and will be showing two of Buttcrack's Best, Chronic Nursery Rhymes: Jack and Jill and Urban Pills: Trio. It's part of Lightning Strikes First Mondays! series of short films and hot theater pieces at Galapagos in Williamsburg. When you get there, say you read about it on AFMAMF and get a free smirk. And listen for yours truly fulfilling a childhood dream as a subway conductor in Urban Pills.
    NY Mag on Galapagos
    What's that I smell? Oh, it's a Republican...
    OK, here's the deal... I work several floors away from RNC Headquarters. Anyone requiring any sort of intel (for legal purposes only... I work in the building, too!) can post here and we'll work something out. Maybe they'll read this and think it'd be better to find another building, then we wouldn't have to deal with their rudeness (and farts) in the elevators any more.

    Wednesday, February 25, 2004

    STORK STALKER UPDATE
    Voting for The Stork Stalker for Best Story is done... thanks everyone for voting! We'll keep you informed on how it goes... and on possible sequels.
    Jodi Chamberlain, animator extraordinaire: Buttcrack Carny

    Monday, February 23, 2004

    THE MOST IMPORTANT VOTE YOU WILL EVER CAST IN YOUR LIFE
    (If you're even thinking its for that lying sack of s*** in the White House, log off now as the rest of this is too complicated for your feeble brain to handle... you'll only get frustrated and want to pass some dopey legislation...)


    Go to www.flashforward2004.com/peopleschoice.asp and cast your vote for BEST STORY for THE STORK STALKER, a great send-up of the Thin Man films written by friend Jennifer Duffy and animated by friend Jodi Chamberlain. (Check the cast list for the shameless self-promition part). It's a terrific short film that's getting great buzz... a victory for the do-it-youself artist class. And since it's up against a lot of big-money-backed stuff that shows that when you cash in you not only sell your soul but have it reformatted by DOD-level unencryption erase software, its winning would only be sweeter.

    PS: As for that remark about "cashing in" I hearby promise to be different when and if the bushels of kale show up at my doorstep, I do! I do! I do! I won't let that Lexus keep me from being balls-out, nosireeebob!

    For more stuff on The Stork Stalker and Jodi, go to www.buttcrackcarny.com

    Wednesday, February 18, 2004

    OK, and who the hell are you?

    Timothy Nolan, that's who! Dramatist and, uh, writer of, uh, other...stuff (can't you just tell words are my colors and paper my canvas?). For the real story, head to:

    ACTS OF CONTRITION, 2003 NY Fringe Festival:
    OffOffOff.com Review
    Curtain Up Review

    THE WAY OUT, 2002 NY Fringe Festival
    NY Times Review
    Curtain Up Review, Fringe 2003

    or take a look at the next post...
    OFF-BROADWAY PRODUCERS ALERT!!!
    (Bruce Weber's Words, not mine!!!)
    Most of the Fringe will stay on the Fringe, but one entry that deserves a serious production is ACTS OF CONTRITION.
    (Again, Bruce Weber's Words, not mine)


    OK, y'all... time to get on the schtick... thanks to the great folks at FringeNYC, our show from last year's Fringe Festival, Acts of Contrition, was performed for a select audience of NY Theater backers and the phone haven't stopped ringing! Maybe you might want to find out what all the hubub is about. You can call the aforementioned Mr. Weber if you need to:

    August 18, 2003, Monday
    THE ARTS/CULTURAL DESK
    CRITIC'S NOTEBOOK; Faith, Hope and Guilt On Fringe of the Fringe
    By BRUCE WEBER (NYT) 1668 words
    Approaching the New York City International Fringe Festival is like getting on line for an exotic but low-budget all-you-can-eat buffet. Surprises are possible; danger lurks. Who knows what you'll be sampling? The Fringe, which continues through Sunday, is now in its seventh year of sprawling across the extremities of Lower Manhattan. It has had its reputation sprinkled with glitter the last couple of years by the Broadway musical ''Urinetown,'' which was presented in
    nascent form at the 2000 Fringe.
    As it happened, my scheduled four days' and 12 shows' worth of Fringing was cut short by the power blackout, which caused the cancellation of shows on Thursday evening and all day Friday. But I did get to probably the most anomalous of the festival's presentations: ''Discordant Duets,'' a play with an evangelical Christian bent about two young couples that begin in the same unholy place and proceed in different directions. It's a professional production with a cast of obvious training, directed earnestly by Mark Todd Bruner and written with sincere, or at least fervent, purpose by Mr. Bruner and his wife, Michelle. It is, however, quite a terrible play for a very simple reason: it presumes that life's problems have one unambiguous solution. This may be the secret of effective preaching (though I doubt it), and perhaps this kind of storytelling is useful as a recruitment tool for the born-again crowd. But it makes for simple-minded drama, and unless you are already converted or wish to be, you might run out of patience, as I did; I left midway through the second act, after a couple of suggestions that offended me, namely that if you are not willing to accept Jesus as your savior, you are bound to become a belligerent drunk.
    The program claims that ''Discordant Duets'' -- which can be seen at Teatro La Tea (107 Suffolk Street, Lower East Side) on Wednesday night at 9:30 -- is the ''only play in the festival that explores Christian themes,'' but that isn't so. A much better, much more realistic play is ''Acts of Contrition,'' a drama by Timothy Nolan that doesn't flinch as it addresses the sexual abuse scandal in
    the Roman Catholic Church.
    To those who object to my favoring the astringent view of the church over the saccharine, please hold the indignant e-mail messages and letters. I simply prefer theater that probes the complexities of conflict to theater that pretends they don't exist. In any case Mr. Nolan's play is not only respectful of Catholicism and Catholics, it is also a distinctly sorrowful work, as opposed to an outraged one.
    Its characters include a cardinal (Gene Fanning) and three young priests who are good friends, one of whom, Stephen (Shiek Mahmud-Bey), is on his way to becoming a bishop. The moral issues that arise when Stephen is accused of sexual impropriety spray off in myriad directions.
    And though in the end the play feels a little programmatic, covering all the bases -- from celibacy to homosexuality to the craven hypocrisy of church leaders -- that have been debated endlessly in the newspapers, Mr. Nolan writes thoughtfully and carefully about the human cost of a problem that is, after all, a function of human frailty. And at the center is a vivid performance by Mr. Mahmud-Bey, who makes Stephen's faith profound and his gift for the priesthood as evident as the tragic weakness that makes him
    unfit for it. His confession, which is heard by both his friends (James M. Armstrong and Mark Gorman), is as wrenching a scene as I've seen in quite a while.
    The play -- which can be seen at the Play Room (440 Lafayette Street, third floor, East Village) on Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. and Friday at 7:30) -- is uncertainly directed by Vincent Marano. Not only would it benefit from a crisper staging and some money for a set, it also deserves both. (Off Broadway producers alert.)
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